Monthly archives for January, 2010

014: Single Malt Botch

Jan31
2010 6 Comments Written by The ThirtyNothings

Chesterman: Ted Uni

In order to save the planet earth from a squealing phallic space probe, those rebellious starship commanders of the NCC-30Nothing slingshot around the sun in order to score some whale tail.  Along the way they also decide to pick up; a furry Buffalo’s Sabre, some Fellati-Joes, iMake-Your-own-Tampon-Jokes, Jean-Claude Van Doomed, Dung-on and Draggin Ball-Z revenge porn and Jay Caliguleno and the Tinto Brass holes.  Once home again the boys were promptly atomized after the whale tells the probe where they touched him (hint: it was 1986).  Robyn’s Secret topic for this episode “Poop Jokes: a retrospective in charcoal”.

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013: The Stilt

Jan17
2010 4 Comments Written by The ThirtyNothings

warning. this Podcast contains no mention of Mr. Wilt Chamberlain

Wilt Chamberlain Part VIII: Wilt Takes Manhattan

After being left millions of dollars by their rich uncle, those meddling kids of the 30 nothings had only to spend a night in a spooky mansion to claim their inheritance.  During the night the gang are awakened by the ghostly lamentations of the souls who dwelled within, some of the cries included; world peace through hot mechanical piece of ass,  orc the one you love,  hosts getting peacockblocked by the chinny chin chin, juiced gingers gingerly juicing, and wee Emmanuel “sly” Coleman Von Dom.  The boys eventually figured out that the ghosts were just grumpy old man Dithers who was plotting to have the house burned down to make way for a “Wholesale Poutine Warehouse”.  Later that night the gang was disqualified after accidentally burning down the house.  Robyn’s Secret topic for this episode “Where the hell am I?”.

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012: The Thirty Dozen

Jan05
2010 4 Comments Written by The ThirtyNothings

the beer we make contact

The Beer We Make Contact:

Sent to the lush tropical jungle planet of T-Ohio to gather intel, the brave young lads from 30 Nothing Corp. quickly turn on their fellow humans after getting to bang some sexy Native American stereotypes.  Some of their steamy blue pillow talk includes; Rubber Dumplings, getting Avatar-macked, Dead Pool star in dead pool Meta humor, Eh Canadian Cheerleader in King Charlie Sheen’s Court and Apophis-ting der Kommissar right in the Putin.  Upon learning they were betrayed the 30 Nothing Corporation burned down the boys tree-fort with an army of fleshlight equipped Robosapiens.  Robyn’s Secret topic for this episode, “Twat-ler Thoughts”

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