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Monthly archives for April, 2010

Late Night Poetry Corner

Apr28
2010
4 Comments Written by Darren

So, here I am.
and
I am thinking.
This IS what I want.
Six, Five, three.
So?
This is what I get.
and
I cant think of a better way to end the day.

I lie awake.
Jitery limbs.
punch a Shattner.
This IS what I want.
kick a Norris.
So.
This is what I will get.
and
I can’t think.

It’s Dark.
Highspeed.
This is what I want?
HORSE.
So
Shoes.
I will not get.
and
This is no way, to end my day.

This
It’s Life.
Lasting.
What I want.
The problem is
It’s a Def Jam event.
and
Today.
They have an answer for everything.

Thanks
Buck 65.
and so, This
Thanks
PIL.
Is how I start my day.
and
Thanks
Spidercat.

Posted in blog - Tagged Bonkers, Confusing, hobo, Spidercat

019: Bad Joke Chicken

Apr18
2010
1 Comment Written by The ThirtyNothings

The Justin Bieber Double Down:

Japan is thrown into a panic after several ships filled with precious manga explode and are sunk. At first the authorities think its either underwater mines or volcanic activity but it turns out that rampant nuclear testing has awoken something far more sinister, the Thirtynothings!  As they leave a swath of destruction through downtown Tokyo local townsfolk flee, screaming; ’15 Seconds, Uncut!’, ‘White Boys Loudly Contradicting One Another!’, ‘Just in Beaver!”, “Iceland Kicks Ash!’  and ‘Slow circling pan:  the TV series’.  After developing a robot large enough to give them “hand pleasure”, the populace finally manages to lure the boys back into the ocean depths for a nap.  Henri’s secret topic for this episode “Dear God yes, destroy this city!”.

Show Roll:

  • Justin Bieber is gay! The Thirtynothings break the story!
  • It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel..   gay. Not Rob though, he’s not gay.
  • If you like the Double Down, you might like these.
  • Please don’t circumcise Star Wars
  • I decree George to be guilty, now take … the WALK! 
  • The Michael Bay..  filled with ‘splosions
  • It’s not only bad, it’s also an effect!
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Cinema Hero ‘splosion

Apr15
2010
1 Comment Written by rob

So, I’m a bit of a nerd. I’m definitely not ashamed to admit it. I spent most of my paper route money as an early teen on comic books. I’m a marvel guy at heart, but I can appreciate the odd DC hero, but definitely not Booster Gold, that dude is lame.

When the big re-launch of hero movies started up again (Blade, X-men, Spiderman), I was pretty damn excited! I’m still a huge fan of those initial shows, but have been a bit disappointed here and there. Overall though, I love the Super Hero genre and I’ll be checking them all out. Let’s just hope Marvel Studios is able to take back control of everything, and quick. Like.. before some insane dude gives the go ahead to Daredevil 2.

We’re about to be flooded by new comic stuff over the next few years. Check out all the upcoming stuff below.

READ MORE »

Posted in blog - Tagged Antman, Avengers, Batman, Cap, comics, Daredevil, Deadpool, Ghost Rider, Green Lantern, Iron Man, Justice League, Kick-ass, Losers, Marvel Shitty Movies, Moon Knight, Nick Fury, Preacher, super heroes, Thor, Wolverine, X-men

018: Bounced Czechs

Apr08
2010
3 Comments Written by The ThirtyNothings

Shame on the Shamwow:

Fed up with all the rampant public urination and other hardcore criminal activity on the mean streets of wherever the hell it is they live, the Thirtynothings don ill fitting spandex bodysuits and velveteen capes in order to take back the streets.  Late that night their battle cries echoed throughout the city; ‘Taste my Lightning Round-eyes!’, ‘Fuck, are we Lost?’, ‘Release the shitty 3D Kraken!’ and ‘Poooooooooop Jokes!’.  Don’t worry though, the doctors expect the boys to come out of their beating induced comas sometime in the very near future.  Robyn’s secret topic for this episode “Man sized tissues, and how to fill them”.

Show Roll:

  • All you needed to know about poop
  • Hobbits and Fat Guys
  • 3D 4 U
  • For your “manly” needs
  • Surprise, surprise, Charlie out, 24 out, Jays in!
  • Super Hero’s  everywhere.
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