022 : The Double Douche

Real Talk:

Setting out on a dark and ill-omened night to summon a great magick upon the face of the world (they were going to curse their enemies’ televisions to show nothing but “Jersey Shore” on every channel), instead those arcane scholars the 30naughts accidentally created this podcast out of pure unchained evil and just a little dash of oregano. Upon realizing what had happened they attempted to banish their foul creation by chanting words that sounded suspiciously like; ‘Another Golden Girl at the Rue Morgue’, ‘Creeping blackness from the darkest depths of the sea envelops phallic coast’, ‘spells to remember “lost” enchantments’ and ‘practical notes on the toppling of evil Umpires’. Local children were said to have horrible dreams that night in which they saw themselves growing up (very slowly) and horribly disappointing their parents. Robyn’s secret topic for this episode “I am trapped for eternity in this podcast, please send help!”

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4 Responses to “022 : The Double Douche”

  • Bryce Says:

    Hey get on it…You know we cant wait that long for our fix of the 30 Nothins…Guess I will just take another hit of the crack pipe to keep me going until you get the Pod Cast up.

  • Darren Says:

    We here at the 30 Nothings would just like to remind Bryce and all our listeners out there that the 30 Nothings podcast should NEVER be used to entirely replace ones intake of crack. This is bad for both you and your local crack dealers. Only through a balanced diet of both crack and 30 Nothings podcast’s can one ever hope to reach the Holy Mountain.

    Stay safe!

  • rob Says:

    Darren, could you change my poop into gold?

  • Biggest Fan Says:

    Dudes, where the Jer?

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