022: The Double Douche

Real Talk:

Setting out on a dark and ill-omened night to summon a great magick upon the face of the world (they were going to curse their enemies’ televisions to show nothing but “Jersey Shore” on every channel), instead those arcane scholars the 30naughts accidentally created this podcast out of pure unchained evil and just a little dash of oregano. Upon realizing what had happened they attempted to banish their foul creation by chanting words that sounded suspiciously like; ‘Another Golden Girl at the Rue Morgue’, ‘Creeping blackness from the darkest depths of the sea envelops phallic coast’, ‘spells to remember “lost” enchantments’ and ‘practical notes on the toppling of evil Umpires’. Local children were said to have horrible dreams that night in which they saw themselves growing up (very slowly) and horribly disappointing their parents. Robyn’s secret topic for this episode “I am trapped for eternity in this podcast, please send help!”

Show Roll:

• “What they Eat, don’t make us shit”.. Real Talk!
• North South to Mount! AKA, 69 to Pearl Necklace 
• MMA is not gay, but Soccer sure is!
• You definitive guide to all things Golden 
• Obama can fix it
• I’m going to rename the list to, “EW’s list of just random shit drawn from a hat.”
• Poor Jim Joyce..  apoligizes yet again , and the Iron Sheik is not pleased.. 
• I wouldn’t go tenting with Eddie, but a drink is still cool

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