Posts by Darren

Late Night Poetry Corner

Apr28
2010 4 Comments Written by Darren

So, here I am.
and
I am thinking.
This IS what I want.
Six, Five, three.
So?
This is what I get.
and
I cant think of a better way to end the day.

I lie awake.
Jitery limbs.
punch a Shattner.
This IS what I want.
kick a Norris.
So.
This is what I will get.
and
I can’t think.

It’s Dark.
Highspeed.
This is what I want?
HORSE.
So
Shoes.
I will not get.
and
This is no way, to end my day.

This
It’s Life.
Lasting.
What I want.
The problem is
It’s a Def Jam event.
and
Today.
They have an answer for everything.

Thanks
Buck 65.
and so, This
Thanks
PIL.
Is how I start my day.
and
Thanks
Spidercat.

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The day the movies died…

Mar08
2010 2 Comments Written by Darren

Now that the upstart Avatar has been royally curb-stomped by that soulless corporate shill of movie, I think that the whole word can agree that  movies as we have known them are dead.  My greatest fear is that because of this public humiliation that some people may never get to experience this low budget indie masterpiece.  There is only one thing that I can seek solace in now…

Shut up woman (who directed “that” movie) and get on my (magical space lizard) horse.  Oh yeah.  That’s better!

UPDATE:

I have just realized that Kathryn Bigelow also directed a couple of true cinematic masterpieces!  She obviously got the nod for THL to make up for the grievous errors the Academy had made by not giving it to her for the Swayze/Reeves masterpiece “Point Break” and the Paxtonstravaganza that was “Near Dark”.  Whew, all is right with the universe again…   Now who needs a celebratory hour of “Get on my Horse”?

- Darren

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Testes

Feb20
2010 1 Comment Written by Darren

that we can pretty much delete right away.

HEY LOOK A HORSE!

thats a pretty sweet horse…

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