The Worst Halloween Show Ever:

Three miles from the front the brave doctors of the “Three Oh Nothing Nothing” mobile army surgical hospital learn about life, love, death and the horrors of war. During their run Rob sleeps with his teddy bear, Darren shows up for the ‘cast wearing a dress and Mike and Karl desperately try to find out who has the “hottest lips”. Very special episodes include; getting “happy” and other queer definitions, Giants hitting balls into the family jewels and filthy rotting soulless creatures (who do not appear on the Jersey Shore). All of them are shaken by the news that Jeremy’s plane has been shot down over the Sea of Japan. Robyn’s secret topic for this episode “Are the kids really going to get this reference?”

Show Roll:

• Rules for Cricket, looks like you only need 95 dudes to play
• The Halloween Superstore! 
• Karl’s most anticipated movie of 2011.. behold, Stiff!
• The Walking Dead experience
• Hitler’s return..
• Gene Simmons second greatest movie role as a villain
• Where’s Jer ?

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Phoenix is a C:

The Thirtynothings disappeared that summer, they were on a fishing trip. The last ‘cast they recorded (in overtime) won them the internets. In 1962, the year they discovered; Bentley’s new “hobo hooker” option, all aboot streaming movies for the beavers eh, a Phoenix rises from the asses and dammit Tom Six why not a human ladybug? The Thirtynothings admit that they stole this from a hockey card, and furthermore they promise from this point on to keep it tucked up under. Robyn’s secret topic for this episode “Hey what happened to Jules, did I work it in to look like that?”

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Phil Collins Skidmarks:

Whilst out tending their sheep the Thirtynothings sleepy little village is set upon by ferocious monsters led by the evil General Foozle! This horrible act leads them on a quest of bloody vengeance and intimate self awakening. On this grand adventure they will discover; an army of heavily armed homeless, how to ‘fall’ in love with a dirty dirty T.V. and they will learn how the d-bags spent their summer vacation. Upon finally reaching the dreaded General Foozle the Thirtynothings come to the realization that those villagers had kind of been dicks to them, so they apologize to Foozle and wander heroically into the sunset. Robyn’s secret topic for this episode “Never trust a frozen cookie!”

Show Roll:

• All Hobo, all the time
• Stop messing with my day Zombie Nazis!!
• Fall TV Breakdown..  all crap, except for Walking Dead !!
• I don’t know what’s so entertaining, the fact Cee-Lo swears lots, or that the song is damn catchy.
• Kanye should win the biggest douchebag of the decade award, not just year
• This guy might even be a bigger douche though.. , or maybe even this guy

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The Pose Down:

All tuckered out from a long hard day in the ‘Long Hard’ brand latex dildo factory those tired little tikes, The Thrirtynothings, settle down for a long summers nap. Immediately upon falling asleep however their minds are filled with a most horrific series of images, including; Mad Max beyond blunder phone, LeBosh Wade feeling the Heat, an Italian stallion trashes Mr. Mom in fake muscles and illegal aliens versus sexual predators. Upon waking all of the boys seriously regretted not wearing their recommended respiratory devices, and also taking all that discount peyote. Robyn’s secret topic for this episode “But guys, I really wanted to talk about Lindsay Lohan!”

Show Roll:

• BOM does not mean F you in polish, liars.. 
• Sly doesn’t need a rubber suit
• Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, POWER!
• King James..  loser
• What do you mean better off without an Arnie cameo?! Otherwise, not a bad article
• The best remix happening, Mel vs. Bale

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Real Talk:

Setting out on a dark and ill-omened night to summon a great magick upon the face of the world (they were going to curse their enemies’ televisions to show nothing but “Jersey Shore” on every channel), instead those arcane scholars the 30naughts accidentally created this podcast out of pure unchained evil and just a little dash of oregano. Upon realizing what had happened they attempted to banish their foul creation by chanting words that sounded suspiciously like; ‘Another Golden Girl at the Rue Morgue’, ‘Creeping blackness from the darkest depths of the sea envelops phallic coast’, ‘spells to remember “lost” enchantments’ and ‘practical notes on the toppling of evil Umpires’. Local children were said to have horrible dreams that night in which they saw themselves growing up (very slowly) and horribly disappointing their parents. Robyn’s secret topic for this episode “I am trapped for eternity in this podcast, please send help!”

Show Roll:

• “What they Eat, don’t make us shit”.. Real Talk!
• North South to Mount! AKA, 69 to Pearl Necklace 
• MMA is not gay, but Soccer sure is!
• You definitive guide to all things Golden 
• Obama can fix it
• I’m going to rename the list to, “EW’s list of just random shit drawn from a hat.”
• Poor Jim Joyce..  apoligizes yet again , and the Iron Sheik is not pleased.. 
• I wouldn’t go tenting with Eddie, but a drink is still cool

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:17:54 — 71.3MB)